Here at SurvivorHunks, we felt Matthew Von Ertfelda strangely ghoulish at times.
Consider his general dark aura, the evil glint, an
odd fondness for sharp objects and a compulsion for
*keeping* them sharp. Consider his array of
ghoulish
skills, from scaling fish, to ingesting
insects whole. . . we rather envision Matthew right
at home as the
prime suspect in an Agatha Christie mystery
novel.
For the most part during Survivor, Matthew alternately
cajoled, startled, frightened, and otherwise
intimidated friend & foe alike. He
also dominated the physical challenges, and among
other handy treats won a spankin' new car.
But man does not live on strength alone, not on
Survivor where the jury has final
say. Matthew reached the finals, only
to get his comeuppance in a hurry.
The verdict on his personality was a resounding 6-1 bushwacking in
Survivor's
first-ever landslide. No surprise
there though ~ we all know that ghouls never win
anything,
least of all when pitted against prom &
beauty queens.
It is said that nobody
ever remembers who finishes second.
But as soon as we glimpsed Matthew's
Astroboy haircut at the Finale we knew the
adage probably wouldn't hold true with this
guy. Nope, his strange & bizarre exploits
will be
remembered for awhile...
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