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Bear Bryant
would've been proud: Survivor 10 Palau
fielded three castaways from the state of
Alabama on the same tribe, James Miller
among them. On the other hand, Coach
would've been both disgusted & aghast at
their dismal performance week after week
after week. Never has a version of
Survivor been more one-sided.
As the tribe's unspoken leader, James clearly must
shoulder plenty of the blame. We're
always amused when ex-Military types are
one-upped by women, children, & the elderly;
such was the case with James, who couldn't
tie a knot and probably couldn't shoot a gun
into the ocean if he was standing on the
beach.
But that isn't to say he wasn't entertaining.
With his southern drawl and backward
worldview, James regaled us weekly
with an authentic taste of the Confederacy.
We're not 100% positive, but we strongly
suspect that the Miller clan (and others
like them) have lived in Dixie for nigh 150
years ~ small wonder the south lost the
Civil War, eh?
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