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Clay Jordan regaled us with his southern
twang, comedic flare, and incessant references to
anatomical 'butts' ~ when he wasn't
staring at one of the ladies', he was
promising to whoop one of the guys'.
But that's pretty much what passed for humor
during Survivor 5
Thailand, a version not especially rich
in comedy or shenanigans.
For thirteen episodes Clay either cracked us up, or left
us shaking our heads in mild confusion.
He lazed about considerably, worked nary a
lick, let others fetch firewood and drinking
water, and as if all that weren't enough
seemed to exhibit an old-guy
mentality where everything became an issue
regardless how slight the matter may have
been to everyone
else.
Clay's abiding strategy remains unclear to us to this
day, yet he somehow survived every Tribal
Council and faced the jury as one of the
final two, where he simply lost to a
superior strategist. Perhaps typical
of his mindset, his luxury item
was a golf club ~ though we doubt seriously
whether he'll ever be mistaken for Tiger
Woods. |
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